Dinosaur Jokes and Riddles

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Kids Dinosaur Jokes and Riddles
Here are some dinosaur laughs to keep you going.
  1. Which dinosaur has the worst eyesight - the 'doyouthinkhesaurus'.

  2. Why did the dinosaur paint his feet yellow - so he could hide upside-down in custard.

  3. What happened when the triceratops ate a bunch of keys? - He got lock jaw.

  4. What is large, fierce and has 4 wheels? - A dinosaur on a skateboard.

  5. How do you stop a Stegasaurus from smelling - Put a peg on his nose.

  6. What do you call a Dinosaur that is always on time - a pronto-saurus.

  7. What's yellow and dangerous - Dinosaur infested custard.

  8. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig - Jurassic pork.

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