Dinosaur Jokes and Riddles
Need a laugh? There are some great dinosaur jokes and riddles on this page.  Here are some dinosaur laughs to keep you going.- Which dinosaur has the worst eyesight - the 'doyouthinkhesaurus'.
- Why did the dinosaur paint his feet yellow - so he could hide upside-down in custard.
- What happened when the triceratops ate a bunch of keys? - He got lock jaw.
- What is large, fierce and has 4 wheels? - A dinosaur on a skateboard.
- How do you stop a Stegasaurus from smelling - Put a peg on his nose.
- What do you call a Dinosaur that is always on time - a pronto-saurus.
- What's yellow and dangerous - Dinosaur infested custard.
- What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig - Jurassic pork.
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